A knight in dented armor

I gave in

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

regretproduced:

I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry

Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)

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If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY

(via poeticallyhuman)

drhoz:

womaninterrupted:

policymic:

Stunning photos of tears under a microscope vary by emotion

Follow policymic

"The project, called "The Topography of Tears," captures unique moments in human experience, but there’s also a scientific reason why every tear looks so different. There are three different types of tears: basal (lubricating), reflex (responding to stimuli) and psychic (triggered by emotion). Each type of tear contains different organic substances, and the molecular makeup depends on the causative agent. For instance, emotional tears contain the neurotransmitter leucine enkephalin, a natural painkiller that the body releases to mitigate stress."

Shame it’s a myth then, based on decades old bad research. More recent analysis, with better equipment, has found no significant chemical differences between the various tears. And why would shedding the hormone in your tears make any difference anyway? is your cornea particularly unhappy?

(Source: micdotcom, via poeticallyhuman)

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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